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Comments on: Isn’t Every Day Mother’s Day? https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/isnt-every-day-mothers-day/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:03 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/isnt-every-day-mothers-day/#comment-8759 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2747#comment-8759 I love this idea! I have a magnificent superhero of a mom, even if she is quirky, but a total drunken douchenozzle loser for a dad. He needs a shitty shaming day! Have you considered running for president, sir? Your ideas are top notch and you would get my vote!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/isnt-every-day-mothers-day/#comment-6769 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:01:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2747#comment-6769 In reply to coldbloodedfun.

 @coldbloodedfun  You’re right.  Nothing says “strength” like moving back in with mom and dad.  Well done.

]]> By: coldbloodedfun https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/isnt-every-day-mothers-day/#comment-6002 Mon, 14 May 2012 23:35:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2747#comment-6002 This made me laugh.  I only just recently found the strength to move back to the same coast as my mother, father, etc.  Gotta love family!

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/isnt-every-day-mothers-day/#comment-5996 Mon, 14 May 2012 14:35:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2747#comment-5996 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis  I’m pretty sure there’s an unknown “sister/brother Day” out there, and a corresponding “Shitty Sister Day” would be good. My mom would not agree, but that’s only because, you know, she’s nice. lol

]]> By: Dahliasmom2012 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/isnt-every-day-mothers-day/#comment-5995 Mon, 14 May 2012 11:34:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2747#comment-5995 I love this idea! I have a magnificent superhero of a mom, even if she is quirky, but a total drunken douchenozzle loser for a dad. He needs a shitty shaming day! Have you considered running for president, sir? Your ideas are top notch and you would get my vote!

]]> By: Dahliasmom2012 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/isnt-every-day-mothers-day/#comment-5994 Mon, 14 May 2012 11:34:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2747#comment-5994 I love this idea! I have a magnificent superhero of a mom, even if she is quirky, but a total drunken douchenozzle loser for a dad. He needs a shitty shaming day! Have you considered running for president, sir? Your ideas are top notch and you would get my vote!

]]> By: Dahliasmom2012 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/isnt-every-day-mothers-day/#comment-5993 Mon, 14 May 2012 11:34:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2747#comment-5993 I love this idea! I have a magnificent superhero of a mom, even if she is quirky, but a total drunken douchenozzle loser for a dad. He needs a shitty shaming day! have yo

]]> By: Dahliasmom2012 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/isnt-every-day-mothers-day/#comment-5992 Mon, 14 May 2012 11:34:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2747#comment-5992 I love this idea! I have a magnificent superhero of a mom, even if she is quirky, but a total drunken douchenozzle loser for a dad. He needs a shitty shaming day! have yo

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/isnt-every-day-mothers-day/#comment-5990 Mon, 14 May 2012 03:55:22 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2747#comment-5990 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  My thoughts about qualifying for Shitty Shaming Day is at least five people who aren’t your sister’s friends have to confirm that mom was shitty.  If not, she doesn’t qualify.

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/isnt-every-day-mothers-day/#comment-5988 Mon, 14 May 2012 03:35:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2747#comment-5988 I made my parents blackened  Cajun  chicken alfredo. 2nd time making the dish and it is stellar. My parents are processed food freaks but they LOVED it. My mom knows how much I love her 🙂 My sister, on the other hand… I’d be surprised if she even called.

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