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Comments on: I Did Yoga for the First Time and Holy Shit That Shit is Hard https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-did-yoga-for-the-first-time-and-holy-shit-is-that-shit-hard/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 20 Jul 2015 20:12:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Marcy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-did-yoga-for-the-first-time-and-holy-shit-is-that-shit-hard/#comment-152969 Mon, 20 Jul 2015 20:12:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8395#comment-152969 I tried Bikram yoga (hot yoga) two times. Your class sounds much harder in terms of the activity level, but you haven’t seen sweaty until you look around a hot yoga class. I got dizzy a few times.

I enjoyed meeting you at the BlogHer conference and wanted to check out your site. Funny!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-did-yoga-for-the-first-time-and-holy-shit-is-that-shit-hard/#comment-149683 Thu, 25 Jun 2015 19:02:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8395#comment-149683 In reply to CL Mannarino.

You are correct to love this. Well done.

]]> By: CL Mannarino https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-did-yoga-for-the-first-time-and-holy-shit-is-that-shit-hard/#comment-149677 Thu, 25 Jun 2015 18:29:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8395#comment-149677 Yoga is so varied, I had no idea. I loved this story!

]]> By: Amy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-did-yoga-for-the-first-time-and-holy-shit-is-that-shit-hard/#comment-149666 Thu, 25 Jun 2015 17:01:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8395#comment-149666 Ha! Well, let’s see…
1) Pack light.
2) Stay pissed. Always stay pissed.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-did-yoga-for-the-first-time-and-holy-shit-is-that-shit-hard/#comment-149645 Thu, 25 Jun 2015 14:29:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8395#comment-149645 In reply to Amy.

I respectfully bow to you, master. Teach me more.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-did-yoga-for-the-first-time-and-holy-shit-is-that-shit-hard/#comment-149644 Thu, 25 Jun 2015 14:28:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8395#comment-149644 In reply to PinkNoam.

A KFC just opened a block away from where I live (always a sign you live in a great neighborhood) and I went in there, but one look at the patrons and I got so depressed I just couldn’t go back. It just bummed me out too much. The owner did knock a few bucks off the bill because I was the most lucid person in the store and he was excited.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-did-yoga-for-the-first-time-and-holy-shit-is-that-shit-hard/#comment-149643 Thu, 25 Jun 2015 14:26:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8395#comment-149643 In reply to Jan Lee.

If you’re asking if I took any tabs of mescaline prior to the session the answer is no.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-did-yoga-for-the-first-time-and-holy-shit-is-that-shit-hard/#comment-149642 Thu, 25 Jun 2015 14:24:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8395#comment-149642 In reply to sheila.

Just keep one thing in mind. No matter how hard you try, you cannot dance away the crazy. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-did-yoga-for-the-first-time-and-holy-shit-is-that-shit-hard/#comment-149641 Thu, 25 Jun 2015 14:23:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8395#comment-149641 In reply to Bouncin Barb.

Nah – all the broads in the class were totally okay. I was the weakling. You ladies have insane cores!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-did-yoga-for-the-first-time-and-holy-shit-is-that-shit-hard/#comment-149640 Thu, 25 Jun 2015 14:22:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8395#comment-149640 In reply to Mari.

I’m just considering it another workout. I already do 3x a week in the gym, so if I can knock out two yoga sessions plus that I’m believe I will finally rip through my old t-shirts like the Hulk and impress everyone with the most bulged of biceps.

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