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Comments on: Cracking Your Knuckles Is Gross https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/cracking-your-knuckles-is-gross/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 20 Oct 2015 23:40:37 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Bill https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/cracking-your-knuckles-is-gross/#comment-159991 Tue, 20 Oct 2015 23:40:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1296#comment-159991 I’m in class now, girl next to me does not stop cracking every none every 3 to 5 minutes. 3 hour classes. Lots of cracking she’s very fidgity

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/cracking-your-knuckles-is-gross/#comment-9828 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:52:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1296#comment-9828 In reply to bluenotebacker.

@bluenotebacker  It’s like farts – keep them to yourself to enjoy.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/cracking-your-knuckles-is-gross/#comment-9827 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:47:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1296#comment-9827 @Katjaneway  I really am.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/cracking-your-knuckles-is-gross/#comment-9825 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:22:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1296#comment-9825 I can only hope he paralyzes himself by accident to give you some peace.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/cracking-your-knuckles-is-gross/#comment-9824 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:22:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1296#comment-9824 @Sonja Rois  Throwing things is abusive. Shame on you. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/cracking-your-knuckles-is-gross/#comment-9823 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:22:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1296#comment-9823 @helen_g  I suspected that sleeping in a tent was a pain in the nuts. I’m glad you verified this.

]]> By: bluenotebacker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/cracking-your-knuckles-is-gross/#comment-9531 Wed, 07 Nov 2012 17:57:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1296#comment-9531 This made me laugh because #1 I crack my knuckles all the time and B I don’t like listening to somone ELSE crack knuckles!. Until recently I have not lived with someone who cracks knuckles. It’s throwing my entire belief system into chaos.

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/cracking-your-knuckles-is-gross/#comment-5940 Thu, 10 May 2012 01:30:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1296#comment-5940 Man I used to have a friend that did that all the time. It made me shiver in disgust. Also, you sound like the perfect guy to me! lol

]]> By: mykuljay https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/cracking-your-knuckles-is-gross/#comment-5417 Sun, 08 Apr 2012 10:04:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1296#comment-5417 I agree Mr. P. My son has this weird way of turning his neck and cracking his freakin’ spine which drives me nutso. Never have gotten the whole knuckle cracking thing either.

]]> By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/cracking-your-knuckles-is-gross/#comment-4223 Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:33:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1296#comment-4223 Nope You’re not alone. Anything that sounds like bones breaking makes me physically sick to my stomach. Since knuckle cracking is one of the most common ways to acive this sound, like helen_g, I have ppl who sadistically get off on doing in on pourpose when I am within ear shot. Thankfully my significant other either doesn’t do it around me, or duck the flying stuff I throw at his head when he does. But he doesn’t do it on pourpose. He just forgets…then ducks.

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