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oSex Archives • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories https://thoughtsfromparis.com/category/osex-youtube/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 18 Aug 2013 14:59:37 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-meepers-1-32x32.jpg oSex Archives • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories https://thoughtsfromparis.com/category/osex-youtube/ 32 32 oSex With Karen and D.J. – Episode 4 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/osex-with-karen-and-d-j-episode-4/ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/osex-with-karen-and-d-j-episode-4/#comments Wed, 14 Aug 2013 01:38:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6165 The fourth episode of oSex with Karen and D.J. is live! oSex is a videocast where we Karen and I answer your relationship and sex questions. The “O” stands for “opposite”! Get it? There’s two of us, right? And one of us is a lady? (it’s not me)

We’re very proud of this show and hope you enjoy it. In this episode we tackle a few subjects such as like…

  • Hall Passes – good idea?
  • After the Date – call/text etiquette

If you’d like to be on our show (either anonymously or by name) please complete the form below with your relationship or sex question and we’ll help you!

 

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/osex-with-karen-and-d-j-episode-4/feed/ 8 oSex With Karen and D.J. – Episode 3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/osex-with-karen-and-d-j-episode-3/ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/osex-with-karen-and-d-j-episode-3/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 14:15:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5734 The third episode of oSex with Karen and D.J. is live! oSex is a videocast where we Karen and I answer your relationship and sex questions. The “O” stands for “opposite”! Get it? There’s two of us, right? And one of us is a lady? (it’s not me)

We’re very proud of this show and hope you enjoy it. In this episode we tackle questions like…

  • I wake up and masturbate until I’m raw!
  • My husband is having online chat sex.
  • Should I masturbate in front of my impotent husband?
  • STDs during oral sex – what should you do?
  • Karen Dating Don’t – farting on a date in front of the date

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]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/osex-with-karen-and-d-j-episode-3/feed/ 2 oSex With Karen and D.J. – Episode Two https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/osex-with-karen-and-d-j-episode-two/ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/osex-with-karen-and-d-j-episode-two/#comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:00:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5597 The second episode of oSex with Karen and D.J. is live! oSex is a videocast where we Karen and I answer your relationship and sex questions. The “O” stands for “opposite”! Get it? There’s two of us, right? And one of us is a lady? (it’s not me)

We’re very proud of this show and hope you enjoy it. In this episode we tackle…

  • My ex has a new partner – what do I tell my kids?
  • Possible to be friends with guy where it didn’t work out romantically?
  • Can my girlfriend be nastier in bed?
  • I’m shy around great looking men!
  • D.J.’s dating don’t – freaking out over a mouse… and not apologizing!

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]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/osex-with-karen-and-d-j-episode-two/feed/ 3 oSex With Karen and D.J. – Episode One https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/osex-with-karen-and-d-j-episode-one/ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/osex-with-karen-and-d-j-episode-one/#comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:06:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5512 The first episode of oSex with Karen and D.J. is live! oSex is a videocast where we Karen and I answer your relationship and sex questions. The “O” stands for “opposite”! Get it? There’s two of us, right? And one of us is a lady? (it’s not me)

I’m very proud of this show and hope you enjoy it. In the first episode we tackle…

  • Low sex drive in husbands
  • First date kissing
  • Dreaming about exes
  • Can men and women be friends after a relationship?
  • Karen’s dating don’t – wearing sweatpants to dinner (yes, this happened)

If you’d like to be on our show (either anonymously or by name) please complete the form below with your relationship or sex question and we’ll help you!

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