Notice: Function _load_textdomain_just_in_time was called incorrectly. Translation loading for the amp domain was triggered too early. This is usually an indicator for some code in the plugin or theme running too early. Translations should be loaded at the init action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121

Notice: Function amp_has_paired_endpoint was called incorrectly. Function cannot be called before services are registered. The service ID "paired_routing" is not recognized and cannot be retrieved. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 2.1.1.) in /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121

Notice: Function amp_is_available was called incorrectly. `amp_is_available()` (or `amp_is_request()`, formerly `is_amp_endpoint()`) was called too early and so it will not work properly. WordPress is not currently doing any hook. Calling this function before the `wp` action means it will not have access to `WP_Query` and the queried object to determine if it is an AMP response, thus neither the `amp_skip_post()` filter nor the AMP enabled toggle will be considered. The function was called too early (before the plugins_loaded action) to determine the plugin source. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 2.0.0.) in /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121

Notice: Function amp_has_paired_endpoint was called incorrectly. Function cannot be called before services are registered. The service ID "paired_routing" is not recognized and cannot be retrieved. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 2.1.1.) in /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121

Notice: Function amp_is_available was called incorrectly. `amp_is_available()` (or `amp_is_request()`, formerly `is_amp_endpoint()`) was called too early and so it will not work properly. WordPress is not currently doing any hook. Calling this function before the `wp` action means it will not have access to `WP_Query` and the queried object to determine if it is an AMP response, thus neither the `amp_skip_post()` filter nor the AMP enabled toggle will be considered. The function was called too early (before the plugins_loaded action) to determine the plugin source. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 2.0.0.) in /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121

Notice: Function _load_textdomain_just_in_time was called incorrectly. Translation loading for the google-document-embedder domain was triggered too early. This is usually an indicator for some code in the plugin or theme running too early. Translations should be loaded at the init action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121

Notice: Function _load_textdomain_just_in_time was called incorrectly. Translation loading for the wild-book-child domain was triggered too early. This is usually an indicator for some code in the plugin or theme running too early. Translations should be loaded at the init action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121

Notice: Function amp_is_available was called incorrectly. `amp_is_available()` (or `amp_is_request()`, formerly `is_amp_endpoint()`) was called too early and so it will not work properly. WordPress is currently doing the `plugins_loaded` hook. Calling this function before the `wp` action means it will not have access to `WP_Query` and the queried object to determine if it is an AMP response, thus neither the `amp_skip_post()` filter nor the AMP enabled toggle will be considered. It appears the plugin with slug `google-analytics-for-wordpress` is responsible; please contact the author. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 2.0.0.) in /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121

Notice: Function amp_is_available was called incorrectly. `amp_is_available()` (or `amp_is_request()`, formerly `is_amp_endpoint()`) was called too early and so it will not work properly. WordPress is currently doing the `plugins_loaded` hook. Calling this function before the `wp` action means it will not have access to `WP_Query` and the queried object to determine if it is an AMP response, thus neither the `amp_skip_post()` filter nor the AMP enabled toggle will be considered. It appears the plugin with slug `google-analytics-for-wordpress` is responsible; please contact the author. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 2.0.0.) in /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121

Notice: Function _load_textdomain_just_in_time was called incorrectly. Translation loading for the rocket domain was triggered too early. This is usually an indicator for some code in the plugin or theme running too early. Translations should be loaded at the init action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121

Warning: file_exists(): open_basedir restriction in effect. File(core/post-comments) is not within the allowed path(s): (/home/tfphumorblog/:/tmp/:/var/tmp/:/opt/alt/php74/usr/share/pear/:/dev/urandom:/usr/local/php74/lib/:/usr/local/php74/lib/:/usr/local/php81/lib/:/usr/local/php56/lib/:/usr/local/lib/php/) in /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/blocks.php on line 764

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php:6121) in /home/tfphumorblog/domains/thoughtsfromparis.com/public_html/wp-includes/feed-rss2-comments.php on line 8
Comments on: Two Stories About My Dad's Dick – Part I https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-one/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:19:09 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: vernon https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-one/#comment-161607 Fri, 20 Nov 2015 02:33:57 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=510#comment-161607 You can tell the difference from cut and uncut when hard cause no skin is covering or around the head of the penis. Uncut should have some skin just over the edge of the penis and cut skin is stretched to the end.

]]> By: vernon https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-one/#comment-161605 Fri, 20 Nov 2015 02:31:21 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=510#comment-161605 You can tell the difference from cut and uncut when hard cause no skin is covering or around the head of the penis.

]]> By: vernon https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-one/#comment-161597 Fri, 20 Nov 2015 01:59:50 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=510#comment-161597 Just call it a nude swimming pool and everyone be nude.

]]> By: vwrnon https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-one/#comment-161581 Fri, 20 Nov 2015 00:50:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=510#comment-161581 In reply to Tom.

We’re either of you hard cause I was when I first saw my father in law in a shower at a camp ground.

]]> By: Jillian https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-one/#comment-157893 Thu, 10 Sep 2015 16:49:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=510#comment-157893 Since I am surrounded by butts and balls, I felt drawn to read this story, as if I haven’t had enough already – I’m pretty sure my 3 boys have seen their dad’s package since living with him is like living with a Chippendale dancer. I keep telling him that being an exhibitionist is not sexy, that a sure thing would be to surprise me when I least expect it. That wrapping his arms around me and kissing my neck would most definitely bring on the results he is hoping for rather than whirling his unit around and gyrating his hips from the balcony, when the kids are home.

]]> By: cookware https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-one/#comment-148465 Sat, 13 Jun 2015 10:05:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=510#comment-148465 They do need a bit of care since they are at risk of corrosion. Crayon marks on the wall
will come off with a paste made of equal parts baking soda and water, as per the
Brilho services experts. This CIA cookware can also be used
in the oven with heat up to 500F (try doing that with a
wimpy metal pan or one with plastic handles).

]]> By: diabetes cure https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-one/#comment-133742 Mon, 02 Mar 2015 21:17:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=510#comment-133742 It’s truly very complex in this full of activity life to listen news on Television, so I only use web for that reason, and take the most up-to-date news.

]]> By: somatodrol e verdade https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-one/#comment-118235 Wed, 15 Oct 2014 13:34:55 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=510#comment-118235 Hi, I think your website might be having browser compatibility issues.
When I look at your blog in Chrome, it looks fine but when opening in Internet
Explorer, it has some overlapping. I just wanted to give you a quick heads
up! Other then that, amazing blog!

]]> By: Terra https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-one/#comment-113880 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 17:25:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=510#comment-113880 You’ve made some decent points there. I checked on the web for more information about thhe issue and
found most individuals will go along with your views
on this web site.

]]> By: checkbook software https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-one/#comment-110219 Wed, 24 Sep 2014 08:49:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=510#comment-110219 Thanks , I have recently been looking for info about this subject
for ages and yours is the greatest I’ve found out so far.
But, what about the bottom line? Are you positive about the supply?

]]>