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Comments on: Two Stories About My Dad's Dick – Part II https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-ii/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:21:09 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: vernon https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-ii/#comment-161568 Thu, 19 Nov 2015 23:38:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=545#comment-161568 If I was with my dad and asked to see his penis he would show me otherwise I would be looking at other dads. So if it was me I would stay there till dad changed to his swim suit. Then I would see how big his penis really is. With my boys I never she’d away from letting them set mine some day theirs would be as big or bigger than what I have. So no matter how big or small it’s still yours be proud of shoeing it off. I still do when at swimming pool or fitness center I go naked all the time even walking to showers and towel over shoulder my cock swinging in the air.

]]> By: Luciana https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-ii/#comment-158968 Tue, 29 Sep 2015 11:18:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=545#comment-158968 Pubes, not something I would have discussed with my own parents (only caught a glimpse of my dad’s schlong once many moons ago by mistake, never to be repeated thank god) but in the meantime have had this type of conversation with my own daughter and there’s nothing akward about it. Go figure!

]]> By: Heather https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-ii/#comment-119701 Sat, 25 Oct 2014 01:30:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=545#comment-119701 So funny!

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]]> By: Michelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-ii/#comment-37401 Tue, 29 Apr 2014 23:22:21 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=545#comment-37401 I wish I could say I’ve never seen my mom naked. Let’s just say I’m very thankful for air conditioning! I am lucky in that I’ve never had a grooming conversation, though. The Great Condom Discussion of 1992, however, which included finding a 12-year old condom and trying to put it on a banana, was epic.

]]> By: Maureen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-ii/#comment-27953 Tue, 11 Mar 2014 04:54:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=545#comment-27953 Very funny
I’ve tweeted you and read several blogs of yours but the 3 I just read give me the impression you are a funny, fun person.

My dad’s daily prayer growing up, “whatever you do just never lose that sense of honor ( he passed down of course)

]]> By: Pattie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/two-stories-about-my-dads-dick-part-ii/#comment-25182 Mon, 27 Jan 2014 19:36:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=545#comment-25182 I am just dying here. And I am sure my laughing is going to get a dirty, possibly hairy, rumor started.
Really, I am cracking up.

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