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Comments on: The Time This Girl That I Had a Crush On In High School Came Up To Me Totally Naked and Hugged Me https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/the-time-this-girl-that-i-had-a-crush-on-in-high-school-came-up-to-me-totally-naked-and-hugged-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:53:53 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Steven Blewett https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/the-time-this-girl-that-i-had-a-crush-on-in-high-school-came-up-to-me-totally-naked-and-hugged-me/#comment-27135 Thu, 27 Feb 2014 21:57:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=870#comment-27135 This image belongs to me.
You are violating the copyright of this image.
Cease and assist. Remove immediately.

]]> By: IWearSpandex1 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/the-time-this-girl-that-i-had-a-crush-on-in-high-school-came-up-to-me-totally-naked-and-hugged-me/#comment-9246 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 18:03:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=870#comment-9246 You created a new word, and it works…boobhouse.  Just had to say it one more time.  Boobhouse.  That extra one was just superfluous.  
 
Wow, if you could tell your 15-year old self that you would one day have that science class crush run to you, naked, and excited to see you, you might have passed out.  Sounds like you didn’t pass out, though.  Nicely done.

]]> By: Acheteur Ultime https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/the-time-this-girl-that-i-had-a-crush-on-in-high-school-came-up-to-me-totally-naked-and-hugged-me/#comment-2545 Mon, 10 Oct 2011 05:47:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=870#comment-2545 Great post = )

]]> By: Gutmeister https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/the-time-this-girl-that-i-had-a-crush-on-in-high-school-came-up-to-me-totally-naked-and-hugged-me/#comment-2297 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 19:18:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=870#comment-2297 @ Prop 48. I admire that, though uncomfortable, you man up and continue to frequent the establishment anyhow. That’s real dedication.

@DJ – We used to go to the strip clubs after we graduated High School just to see which “popular girl” had decided to dance naked for cash. Turns out, about half of the cheer leading squad and a handful of chicks that always dressed so dumpy, you had no idea how smoking hot they really were. Didn’t make me uncomfortable one bit!

]]> By: Prop 48 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/the-time-this-girl-that-i-had-a-crush-on-in-high-school-came-up-to-me-totally-naked-and-hugged-me/#comment-2277 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 00:42:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=870#comment-2277 I’m still running into former students when we return to the “boobhouse” after being shuttled back to it after Browns games on Sundays.

I’m ridiculously uncomfortable with how happy they are to see me and take my money.

]]> By: Jason Riot https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/the-time-this-girl-that-i-had-a-crush-on-in-high-school-came-up-to-me-totally-naked-and-hugged-me/#comment-2252 Sun, 02 Oct 2011 06:59:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=870#comment-2252 It took my around 2 reads to figure out what i was actually reading.. Maybe i shoudlnt’ be searching the net before bedtime lol. Anyway good post 🙂

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