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Comments on: My Career As A Video and Photo Thief https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/my-career-as-a-video-and-photo-thief/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:41:09 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/my-career-as-a-video-and-photo-thief/#comment-1432 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 21:26:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/general/my-dog/#comment-1432 I hope it is clear why I am such pro-Joy after reading your response.

…and come to think of it, I probably should have asked your permission before revealing to the world that you’re dirtbag thieving scum.

I do love you. Hooray for you!

]]> By: Joy Wingader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/my-career-as-a-video-and-photo-thief/#comment-1430 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:50:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/general/my-dog/#comment-1430 Just read the 9/12 post. Hilarious. As the aforementioned co-worker, I have a few things to add/clarify.

We did “borrow” movies. And we honestly did intent to bring them back. I mean, like I really want a copy of “Ten Things I Hate About You” in the plastic rental box. That one’s a classic, I would definitely try to buy that with the cardboard cover for my collection. (Also, one of Heath Ledger’s first movies if you didn’t know.)

I also purged my VHS collection sometime in 2004/2005. We sold about 100 tapes for a grand total of $5 to someone at a garage sale. You know those are still being peddled at flea markets to this day.

He also forgot to mention the time I borrowed the wedding ring from our outstanding jewelry department pre-move. I might even still have it in a drawer somewhere. I think that I have some deep seeded issues that I might need to discuss in my next counseling session regarding why at 19 (DJ’s much older than I am) I would want other college age video renters to believe that I was married, with an obviously fake diamond on my left hand.

We didn’t end up together — or even hook up. And over 10 years later, we’re still friends. Guess we made the right call on that one!

The picture he posted is, hmmm… wow. I didn’t know that still existed. I thought only the one of us behind the counter where my hand is moving in a rapid motion towards his crotch area was still in existence — fully clothed in our matching white button downs and khakis. Also, this picture clearly demonstrates why pleated pants/shorts are a bad idea, for everyone. My purse is Coach which I was very proud of at the time. And obviously hair straighteners had yet to be invented.

I still have memories of college that I’m not positive are mine. Did I go to Cozumel for spring break in ’98? Or did I only develop a million and one pictures of the trips my peers went on?

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