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Comments on: Make 2011 The Year Of The Shower Glove https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/make-2011-the-year-of-the-shower-glove/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:16:20 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: "Clash of clans" "Town Hall level eight" "Dark elixir" "minion" "valkyrie" "hog rider" "gameplay"... https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/make-2011-the-year-of-the-shower-glove/#comment-94530 Sat, 26 Jul 2014 00:53:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=407#comment-94530 I was wondering if you ever considered changing
the layout of your website? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say.

But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it
better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having
one or 2 pictures. Maybe you could space it out
better?

]]> By: software https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/make-2011-the-year-of-the-shower-glove/#comment-93676 Wed, 16 Jul 2014 09:29:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=407#comment-93676 Good post. I certainly appreciate this site. Continue the good work!

]]> By: Michelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/make-2011-the-year-of-the-shower-glove/#comment-77343 Tue, 03 Jun 2014 05:56:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=407#comment-77343 Excellent writing, very funny, but I’m not convinced. Mainly cuz I’m a bath pouf girl with a washcloth for rinsing the hard-to-reach places. I’ll need you to address the lather factor in your rebuttal. 😉

]]> By: dj na studniówk? https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/make-2011-the-year-of-the-shower-glove/#comment-27543 Thu, 06 Mar 2014 06:11:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=407#comment-27543 Woah! I’m really enjoying the template/theme of this site.
It’s simple, yet effective. A lot of times it’s hard to get that “perfect balance”
between superb usability and visual appearance.
I must say you have done a superb job with
this. Additionally, the blog loads very quick for me
on Opera. Outstanding Blog!

]]> By: blog https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/make-2011-the-year-of-the-shower-glove/#comment-26801 Mon, 24 Feb 2014 07:27:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=407#comment-26801 The best part of working online is that I am always home
with the kids, I save a lot of money. Are you also
tired of the office gossip and office antics.
It is a personal dedision and one that should not be taken lightly.

]]> By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/make-2011-the-year-of-the-shower-glove/#comment-4211 Sun, 11 Dec 2011 10:42:52 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=407#comment-4211 You should see if they are made in China. If so, send one to Susan Lee.

]]> By: Jennifeckingfer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/make-2011-the-year-of-the-shower-glove/#comment-4080 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 15:39:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=407#comment-4080 I once had a boyfriend ask if I washed my feet in the shower. You know, because all the water and soap already flowing down there gets them clean, right?

Rather than being disgusted, as any normal woman would be, I answered in the negative. Seriously – all that water and soap! Why bother? I’m now extending that philosophy to the shower floor. If the huz wants it cleaned, he can do it himself (he’s a weirdo who actually does wash his feet).

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