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Comments on: Last Night I Slept Backward AND Diagonal https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/last-night-i-slept-backward-and-diagonal/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:32:20 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Michelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/last-night-i-slept-backward-and-diagonal/#comment-78512 Wed, 04 Jun 2014 06:42:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=660#comment-78512 Someday I will write a blog post about camping with my parents. Long story short: these days my idea of roughing it is a hotel without room service.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/last-night-i-slept-backward-and-diagonal/#comment-19569 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 23:04:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=660#comment-19569 In reply to slapshot.

It’s not backyard camping, it’s just “your parents wanted you out of the house for the night” – 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/last-night-i-slept-backward-and-diagonal/#comment-19568 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 23:02:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=660#comment-19568 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Now that I’ve been camping – it’s sort of okay. I’m relatively nonplussed, but I’d probably do it again. The not bathing thing wasn’t ideal. Ha.

]]> By: slapshot https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/last-night-i-slept-backward-and-diagonal/#comment-19241 Fri, 13 Dec 2013 12:59:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=660#comment-19241 I went camping once, in my back yard, when I was a kid. I made a campfire in the dog’s dish (Hey, he wasn’t using it) and got to piss outside behind a tree, like a drunken grownup. (A big deal when you’re nine years old) Aside from getting eaten alive by mosquitoes, and the raging thunderstorm that flooded the tent, it was awesome. You really need to try it sometime.

]]> By: Natalie the Singingfool https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/last-night-i-slept-backward-and-diagonal/#comment-8491 Tue, 28 Aug 2012 04:16:14 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=660#comment-8491 Wow, never. Been. Camping. Mind = blown. You must have read my camping post You’re missing out. It’s probably too late for you, I think you have to get a taste for it when you’re young and impressionable enough to be convinced it’s a great idea to sleep in the dirt and not bathe.
Camping post:
http://thecatladysings.com/2012/08/20/a-theory-on-camping-vs-surviving/

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