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Comments on: I'd Like To Figuratively Beat On A Woman For a Few Minutes. Please Indulge Me. https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/id-like-to-figuratively-beat-on-a-woman-for-a-few-minutes-please-indulge-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:55:46 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Michelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/id-like-to-figuratively-beat-on-a-woman-for-a-few-minutes-please-indulge-me/#comment-79496 Thu, 05 Jun 2014 06:46:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=931#comment-79496 I love that you worked hard and you beat her! Good job!

Now, can you explain what the techno bits of this post mean? Pretty much anything that wasn’t, “she’s mean and I beat her,” went straight over my head. *sigh*

]]> By: Casey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/id-like-to-figuratively-beat-on-a-woman-for-a-few-minutes-please-indulge-me/#comment-28103 Wed, 12 Mar 2014 09:07:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=931#comment-28103 I fully understand the need to triumph over petty internet tyrants. Victory is yours, my friend.

]]> By: hacha https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/id-like-to-figuratively-beat-on-a-woman-for-a-few-minutes-please-indulge-me/#comment-2496 Sat, 08 Oct 2011 21:01:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=931#comment-2496 I never liked her. In fact I only found out about her through your blog just now. Keep up the good work.

]]> By: Jon https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/id-like-to-figuratively-beat-on-a-woman-for-a-few-minutes-please-indulge-me/#comment-2454 Sat, 08 Oct 2011 01:23:50 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=931#comment-2454 She sucks. You rock.

]]> By: scott https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/id-like-to-figuratively-beat-on-a-woman-for-a-few-minutes-please-indulge-me/#comment-2437 Fri, 07 Oct 2011 15:41:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=931#comment-2437 It’s her fault. She was asking for it.

]]> By: Joy Wingader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/id-like-to-figuratively-beat-on-a-woman-for-a-few-minutes-please-indulge-me/#comment-2418 Fri, 07 Oct 2011 11:29:18 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=931#comment-2418 Well done. Would you please come over to Ohio and help me place all three of my kids in the the number one spot as “Teacher’s Pet”? Gray, my youngest, would like to be the Line Leader or Caboose every day of preschool as well.

Keep at it young man, who cares if you have no life?

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