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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-puked-all-over-myself-while-paddleboarding-in-cabo-san-lucas/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 21 Mar 2016 08:44:24 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-puked-all-over-myself-while-paddleboarding-in-cabo-san-lucas/#comment-171063 Mon, 21 Mar 2016 08:44:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9107#comment-171063 I think I got sympathy nausea after reading this 😀 Though I am not as bad, I am victim of motion sickness as well so I feel your pain. Like you must be a seriously amazing person or ridiculously hot or both for me to ever take a road trip with you 😀

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-puked-all-over-myself-while-paddleboarding-in-cabo-san-lucas/#comment-170335 Fri, 11 Mar 2016 17:07:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9107#comment-170335 Best time ever!!! 5 Stars and 2 Enthusiastic Thumbs Up!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-puked-all-over-myself-while-paddleboarding-in-cabo-san-lucas/#comment-170255 Thu, 10 Mar 2016 14:33:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9107#comment-170255 I feel your pain! Reading this just gave me waves of nausea. I have always had terrible motion sickness. Thanks to you I will never attempt to paddle boarding and will therefore be spared the humiliation of puking into my swimsuit. I have already suffered the humiliation of puking all over myself on a deep sea fishing trip.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-puked-all-over-myself-while-paddleboarding-in-cabo-san-lucas/#comment-170200 Wed, 09 Mar 2016 22:05:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9107#comment-170200 Love! Just sent this to my friends, who along with me, all turned green on a snorkeling trip around Land’s End in Cabo. That place is dangerous! Glad I’m not the only one that shakes like a leaf on the paddle board 😉

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-puked-all-over-myself-while-paddleboarding-in-cabo-san-lucas/#comment-170179 Wed, 09 Mar 2016 13:14:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9107#comment-170179 Yoghurt came out through my nose because I laughed so hard

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