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Comments on: I Used To Be A Fake Rock Star – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/confession-i-used-to-be-a-fake-rock-star/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:23:20 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: caribbean villa rentals https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/confession-i-used-to-be-a-fake-rock-star/#comment-106098 Sat, 20 Sep 2014 00:59:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=583#comment-106098 The villas have been designed so that the entire atmosphere offers a safe zone for the children and senior citizens as they are provided with parks and pedestrian friendly environment. You may select from fishing, sailing, jet skiing, scuba diving, kite or wind surfing, wake boarding, parasailing and much more. Also, you can book a guest house at a very decent price which won’t be a big hit on your pockets.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/confession-i-used-to-be-a-fake-rock-star/#comment-6775 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:04:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=583#comment-6775 In reply to mrslowrey.

 @mrslowrey  Well, you’re a chick, so we all know that isn’t possible in real life.

]]> By: mrslowrey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/confession-i-used-to-be-a-fake-rock-star/#comment-6040 Fri, 18 May 2012 22:29:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=583#comment-6040 I used tobe a pretend surfer. …. but that just doesn’t have quite the same cachet does it. Oh well. Rock on!

]]> By: mrslowrey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/confession-i-used-to-be-a-fake-rock-star/#comment-6039 Fri, 18 May 2012 22:28:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=583#comment-6039 I used to be a pretend surfer…. though that just doesnt carry the same cachet does it? Never mind. Rock on!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/confession-i-used-to-be-a-fake-rock-star/#comment-4894 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 02:32:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=583#comment-4894 In reply to guesterrrr.

 @guesterrrr  Vent huddling is amazing.  Wish I could still do it!  

]]> By: guesterrrr https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/confession-i-used-to-be-a-fake-rock-star/#comment-4893 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 02:21:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=583#comment-4893 my family also did not believe in turning the thermostat higher than 65, but in reality, it was more like 62 or 60 in our house because we had drafty windows. so i grew up cold all the time in the winter and used to huddle on the floor next to the forced air register to warm up in the monrings too! i feel your pain….

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