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Comments on: Alligators Are Not Suitable Babysitters (I'm Pretty Sure) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/alligator-babysitters/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:02:02 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Karoline Riskowski https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/alligator-babysitters/#comment-159816 Thu, 15 Oct 2015 23:28:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=142#comment-159816 There’s an article in the Onion archives you may want to read. I’ll send you the link if I can find it, but the article discusses how a study conducted at LSU indicated that gators do not enjoy wrestling with people, no matter how much alcohol one consumes. Very funny, as was this post.

]]> By: ask https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/alligator-babysitters/#comment-141825 Wed, 29 Apr 2015 07:39:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=142#comment-141825 Hurrah! After all I got a webpage from where I can in fact take
useful data regarding my study and knowledge.

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]]> By: Ankita https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/alligator-babysitters/#comment-104352 Sun, 14 Sep 2014 15:32:33 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=142#comment-104352 The alligator is not a mammal.
I’ve had dreams of dancing with the Power Rangers in an open field surrounded by light-bulbs. So there you go.

]]> By: lovely https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/alligator-babysitters/#comment-98070 Sun, 24 Aug 2014 03:06:01 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=142#comment-98070 Do you have a spam problem on this website; I also
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]]> By: business funding https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/alligator-babysitters/#comment-27779 Sun, 09 Mar 2014 05:38:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=142#comment-27779 I’m impressed, I have to admit. Seldom do I come
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]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/alligator-babysitters/#comment-24832 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 19:57:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=142#comment-24832 In reply to Andie.

or maybe it’s a warning to you to not trust men EVER! Ha!

]]> By: Andie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/alligator-babysitters/#comment-18277 Mon, 29 Jul 2013 04:36:21 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=142#comment-18277 I would imagine that this could be common. I’ve had dreams of both my first and my current boyfriend doing something to hurt our kid. Most of the time this was around the time of said kid’s birth, but I’ve been having this type of dream lately with my current mate. It’s a deep seated fear working itself out in a dream.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/alligator-babysitters/#comment-10 Tue, 20 Apr 2010 00:28:50 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=142#comment-10 @Mike Metz: I do a pretty mean version of “Hot Patootie Bless My Soul.”

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