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Comments on: 5 Things That May Have Contributed To My Divorce https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/5-things-that-may-have-contributed-to-my-divorce/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:18:12 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Jenn @The Art of Better https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/5-things-that-may-have-contributed-to-my-divorce/#comment-119349 Wed, 22 Oct 2014 22:19:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=429#comment-119349 thanks for the laughs while I’m parked in gridlock ATL traffic. I would keep the last name too.

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]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/5-things-that-may-have-contributed-to-my-divorce/#comment-19953 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:12:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=429#comment-19953 In reply to JLEE5879blogger.

OVER one year later and I’m finally replying to your comment! And yes, stop farting. You’re a lady for chrissakes! 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/5-things-that-may-have-contributed-to-my-divorce/#comment-19952 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:11:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=429#comment-19952 In reply to jo.

Oh, I’m not going to reveal the awesomeness that is a skin tag. Please get thyself to Google!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/5-things-that-may-have-contributed-to-my-divorce/#comment-19951 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:10:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=429#comment-19951 In reply to Anna.

Hey, where else am I going to get lovemaking tips? Yeah, I said “lovemaking”!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/5-things-that-may-have-contributed-to-my-divorce/#comment-19950 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:09:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=429#comment-19950 In reply to ImPerfectlyGood.

I’m going back through old comments, and I nearly vomited reading this. Well done.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/5-things-that-may-have-contributed-to-my-divorce/#comment-19948 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:04:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=429#comment-19948 In reply to Mel.

Look at me responding to comments from eight months ago! I’ll keep eating skin tags should they pop back. You can’t stop me!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/5-things-that-may-have-contributed-to-my-divorce/#comment-19743 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:50:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=429#comment-19743 In reply to Kathleen Wiltsey.

5 – your poor uterus. Gross! 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/5-things-that-may-have-contributed-to-my-divorce/#comment-19596 Tue, 07 Jan 2014 05:12:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=429#comment-19596 In reply to rmharrington.

40 years! Congrats!

]]> By: Kathleen Wiltsey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/5-things-that-may-have-contributed-to-my-divorce/#comment-19595 Tue, 07 Jan 2014 05:02:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=429#comment-19595 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Done with kids . . . 5 clones of my nutball husband is enough for any woman. Thank goodness they go back to school tomorrow!!

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