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by D.J. Paris on May 5, 2012
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Can’t the police get her information from the cell company? Or take a photo of her off the phone and post it to FB, and/or put it on the local news to track her down and arrest her for grand larceny?
@CristinBarry Probably. I’m waiting for the report to come via mail, and then I have to fill in my take on what happened. They already took down the facts. But let’s face it, nothing is going to happen. That’s okay. I’ll make it. Ha.
Pretty sure I saw Mr. Peepers (or whatever thr fuck your cat’s name is) piss on your couch mid-filming. Just a head’s up.
I want to lie and say I donated $ to your adorable dog’s charity so I can schmooze with you on the phone, so yeah, I donated. Lots. The most. For sure.
The not thr. Autocorrect can suck it.
@Gwennie That’s okay – I’m not going to buy your paintings.
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