Here’s how you should start it off:
 
“So Dave asked me to write some jokes to tell at this wedding, but admittedly I don’t know much about Indian culture.  So I decided to go right to the source.
 
I called India.
 
When India answered the phone, I explained that I was going to a wedding and I needed some help figuring out a good joke to tell.
 
‘Hold please,’ India said.  I waited for a few moments while I was obviously being transferred.  Then someone picked up.
 
In a Brooklyn accent, a man said ‘Hello, this is Raj, how may I help you?’”
 
…I’m not gonna write the whole joke for you, but then you can go on and say how pissed you were that India had outsourced its Support Line to America and how this guy called himself Raj but was CLEARLY American and CLEARLY sitting in some booth right here in America, blah blah blah.
 
Good luck!
 
 

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