I don’t really know much about Germans except from what I have seen lampooned on television. I think when I was 18 we went to Germany on a trip I took with my high school french class. It might have just been Switzerland though. I really don’t remember.
A few months back I did an interview where I was asked where I get my images for blog posts. I was honest and said that I swipe them from Google Images. Technically, this is stealing. But… tons of bloggers do it, and I’m not really using it for financial gain. You could make the argument I have advertisers and that I sort of benefit from theft, but it’s reaching.
Since that interview I found a solution where I can still use great images online and give the proper attribution making this all above board.
But, I still had a few hundred images out there that were not properly attributed, nor did I have permission to post them.
Some German dick found one of his!
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I act on behalf of Mr. F—— Knieper, Schlachte, 2—- Bremen, Germany (the “Owner”), who is responsible for the website located at xxxxx.
- The Owner is the exclusive owner of the copyrights to respective photographs that are made available to the public without his – the Owner’s – authorization.
- Please immediately remove the infringing material from the website and also from your server.
- I have a good faith belief that the use of the infringing material is not authorized by the Owner, its agents or the law. I assure you that the information in this Notice of Copyright Infringement is accurate, and under penalty of perjury, that I am authorized to act on behalf of the Owner.
Should you require any further information regarding this matter, please contact me:
T—– Knieper
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Okay, fine. I went to take down the image. And then I started laughing. You have to see this.
Click here for the offending photo since I can’t post it on my site anymore due to the German dick.
Yes. Oh God, yes.
By the way, I’m pretty sure that site isn’t supposed to have it up either. I wonder if Knieper is busting their balls, too.
I nearly wrote back and said, “Sir, that is my weenie. I grinded it, encased it, and just had to film the shit out of it. Those are my snaps. How dare you accuse me of treachery? I hope you choke on your next kielbasa!”
It’s stuff like this that keeps me writing every day. God I love it.
What I see in my head when I picture a German.
photo credit: Express Monorail via photo pin cc
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@tfpHumorBlog you can use my sausage picture! haha
@BethKaufman3 If this is what I think it is – no thanks.
@tfpHumorBlog you can use my sausage picture! haha
I lived in Germany for seven years. They take their sausages VERY seriously! Just go to a swimming pool there, and the ubiquitous banana hammocks make clear their adoration of their sausages. Perhaps if you’d used Photoshop to put that sausage in a Speedo, they might have been more understanding.
@litwitlia I feel like outside of a few car companies, the world could do with a lot less Germany. Am I wrong?
@delfinparis Well, they do brew great beer. Oh, and there’s Oktoberfest and the general German obsession with anything to do with beer and its consumption. We could do without Hitler, sausage Nazis, and worship of David Hasselhoff.
@litwitlia If I understand you correctly I understand you a fan of “beer.”
@delfinparis Oh yes. I prefer red wine, but I don’t refuse good beer! Beer and pretzel bread, DJ. Think on it.
@litwitlia Sadly I don’t drink. But – pretzel bread is like a religion to me.
I lived in Germany for seven years. They take their sausages VERY seriously! Just go to a swimming pool there, and the ubiquitous banana hammocks make clear their adoration of their sausages. Perhaps if you’d used Photoshop to put that sausage in a Speedo, they might have been more understanding.
@tfpHumorBlog That photo is priceless.
@tfpHumorBlog That photo is priceless.
Bwahaha! The Germans wouldn’t sell our CDs because they thought we were Jehovah’s Witnesses. Duh. It’s Jehova Waitresses. That makes them stupid dicks. He gave you some great material though. Guess we all gotta bone up on the fine print? To be frank, he’s not just a weenie, but a real kraut.
@elleroy5 They didn’t want to read The Watchtower, because, let’s face it – the writing sucks.
Bwahaha! The Germans wouldn’t sell our CDs because they thought we were Jehovah’s Witnesses. Duh. It’s Jehova Waitresses. That makes them stupid dicks. He gave you some great material though. Guess we all gotta bone up on the fine print? To be frank, he’s not just a weenie, but a real kraut.
@tfpHumorBlog I am jealous. I too hope one day my blog is big enough to have rediculous legal action taken against it.
@tfpHumorBlog I am jealous. I too hope one day my blog is big enough to have rediculous legal action taken against it.
Are you kidding me? I could see if it was a family photo or a nude or something but seriously? Holy hell! Thank you for the laugh first thing this morning.
@Craziness Abounds Maybe it WAS a family photo? Wait, that joke didn’t really work. I’m aborting now, before this gets less funny.
Are you kidding me? I could see if it was a family photo or a nude or something but seriously? Holy hell! Thank you for the laugh first thing this morning.
Hahahahahaha! I need humor in my life. Thank u!
@TRfromRL You’re welcome. Keep reading, weird initial person!
Hahahahahaha! I need humor in my life. Thank u!
Seriously?! How on earth can you prove THAT picture is the one you too. Moron.
@Angelica Dawson I love that guy so much. I want to meet him and take a photo.
Seriously?! How on earth can you prove THAT picture is the one you too. Moron.
@ScarletWLand @tfpHumorBlog Ha, brilliant.
@ScarletWLand @tfpHumorBlog Ha, brilliant.
This a joke, I live in Spain and i can tell you there are tons of Germans here, nice folks but no sense of humor
@medenn And they listen to terrible techno and have awful clothing choices. But, other than that, nice. Weird, but nice.
This a joke, I live in Spain and i can tell you there are tons of Germans here, nice folks but no sense of humor
I think there may be a few pictures of my sausage floating around the internet as well…. the difference is I’m PROUD of it and want everyone to bask in its glory!
@My Own Private Idaho Oh, there are a ton of cocktail weiner images out there. (see what I did? This is why I’m one of the best.)
I think there may be a few pictures of my sausage floating around the internet as well…. the difference is I’m PROUD of it and want everyone to bask in its glory!
@amberrisme @tfpHumorBlog What a wiener (grin)
@darrelanderson @tfpHumorBlog LOL that was awesome. Weiner indeed.
Germans do weird German stuff. They can’t help it. RT @amberrisme: @darrelanderson LOL that was awesome. Weiner indeed.
@amberrisme @tfpHumorBlog What a wiener (grin)
@2girlsonabench What on Earth for???
@2girlsonabench What on Earth for???
Here and I thought it was going to be a post about the notice I had issued to you to stop stalking me. It must be lost in the mail.
Keep on doing what you do then, you and your weiner…
Sincerely,
Miss U
This has to be the best Cease and Desist letter ever. Absolutely amazing!
@KimberlyA So weird, right? I love this.
“Sir, that is my weenie.” And Beaker. Made my day! Okay, not really, but it made me laugh really hard.
It’s okay to admit that I make your day. We’re all proud of your progress thus far.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s pretty funny…
It really is. Germans. Ha.
The Germans thought you were actually French so they didn’t think you’d fight back.
Well played, sir. Yes, I stand by what I said.
HAHAHA! Seriously? I will anxiously await my first cease and desist with baited breath.
Best way to do it – post pictures of famous guys’ dicks.