I Want To Send YOU A Holiday Card!

by D.J. Paris on December 6, 2011

In my last post I talked about how I send out a lot more holiday cards than I receive.

And, last night, as I sat having a conversation with the wall, I wondered aloud if I there was anything I could do for all the people like me.

But then I thought, “And is there also a way I can exploit these people to my benefit?”

I think I figured it out – watch.

 

 

ThoughtsFromParis Holiday Contest

What To Do:

  1. “Like” the ThoughtsFromParis Facebook Page.
  2. Pick out your favorite story, and send out a link via Facebook.
  3. Do the same via Twitter (if you have an account).
  4. Use the contact form on this site or email dj@thoughtsfromparis.com with your mailing address.
  5. Now, wait with baited breath by the mailbox for the next several weeks.

Odds of Winning:  100%

Odds of Winning if You Don’t Do Any of The Above But Still Send Me Your Address:  Also 100%

(I’m not going to check to see if you’re a filthy liar.  But, you’ll know and feel terrible.)

Lastly, if you do receive one of my awesome cards, email me a photo of yourself with the card looking eternally grateful.   (I’m getting into scrapbooking.)

In the event you have neither a Facebook nor Twitter account, then just email out your friends with a link to me.  And, by the way, we’re all super-impressed with you.  Truly.

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18 comments… read them below or add one

Jesse3581 December 7, 2011 at 8:36 am

Yup. I’m in. I’m thinking of epic ideas for a photo to send you too.

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delfinparis December 7, 2011 at 9:21 am

@Jesse3581 Awesome! I should get the finished product back today, and then within a few weeks, it should be going out.

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aczielke December 7, 2011 at 10:08 am

Aahahhaha a tie but no pants!! That seriously just made me die laughing. Also, I am in for Christmas card(s).

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delfinparis December 7, 2011 at 10:45 am

@aczielke Do the steps and send me your address! Also, send me some pants.

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delfinparis December 7, 2011 at 11:16 am

Yes, she’s a bozo. Remember to do the steps and send me your address so I can mail you out a card!

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LauLau81 December 8, 2011 at 2:08 am

Hahaha! I’m drooling over here. I can’t stop my self from laughing! The video is hilarious! A tie without a pants? LOL!

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delfinparis December 8, 2011 at 9:07 am

@LauLau81 Still haven’t received your address, or the confirmation that you sent out my link… Don’t miss out! You’ll hate yourself (more than you already do!)

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Susan K December 8, 2011 at 7:07 am

I did everything you said even though you said I’m on the do not send list, I’ll just wait and see what happens.

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delfinparis December 8, 2011 at 7:09 am

@Susan K – Email me your address, either you get a card or a lump of coal. Haven’t decided.

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Susan K December 8, 2011 at 7:18 am

@delfinparis You’re so good to your readers :)

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fergusonsarah December 8, 2011 at 9:59 am

haha! I really love your video.. I was extremely entertaining! I will definitely like you on Facebook.. I love the dog! Can you send the dog instead? :)

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delfinparis December 8, 2011 at 10:47 am

@fergusonsarah Thanks! Make sure to do that and send my your address. And yes, you can have the dog. She farts a lot.

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delfinparis December 8, 2011 at 10:47 am

@fergusonsarah Thanks! Make sure to do that and send my your address. And yes, you can have the dog. She farts a lot.

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circustoybox December 8, 2011 at 3:06 pm

still debating whether to be a filthy liar or not.

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delfinparis December 8, 2011 at 3:07 pm

@circustoybox Let’s compromise. Be a filthy liar in all other aspects of your life. Just not this time. Fair?

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jennapooh1971 December 19, 2011 at 2:56 pm

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird that your dog never looked at you or demanded that you retrieve the fallen toy? I was on tenterhooks, waiting for the bark in the ear that never came.

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delfinparis December 19, 2011 at 3:47 pm

@jennapooh1971 I never watch myself, so I can’t speak for the situation with the dog. Although, she is here with me at work. I’ll ask her and report back.

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delfinparis December 19, 2011 at 3:47 pm

@jennapooh1971 I never watch myself, so I can’t speak for the situation with the dog. Although, she is here with me at work. I’ll ask her and report back.

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