Promote Your Blog on My Blog Right Now – Take III

For some reason, I always use a Wil Wheaton photo on these posts. It's tradition now. It means nothing other than Stand By Me had that great scene with the leeches that almost made me faint.

One of the posts I lost recently was the original Promote Your Blog On My Blog Right Now! Basically I gave the middle finger to my advertisers and said…

Hey, you know how you pay to be here each month? You’re a sucker because I’m going to let everyone do that shit for free! READ MORE

My Parents Stood Me Up On My Birthday Eve!

Fresh breath is a priority in my life.

One of my favorite lines from 16 Candles is near the end where Sam’s parents realize they forgot her birthday.  They apologize, and during that scene, her younger brother comes from another room and starts laughing and just says, “Classic.” READ MORE

Same Old Crap


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Yesterday I wrote about how I disgustingly wash my dog’s bathroom in the dishwasher several times a year.  I’m sorry you had to read that (and if this is your first visit, you’re heading there now).

I poked my girlfriend (not that way) as we’re lying here in bed because I forgot to post today and I need to keep up my streak of no misses in 2012.  We had just watched We Need To Talk About Kevin which was fantastic but also one of the most depressing movies I’ve seen.  I have absolutely no funny in me.  And for some reason I’m terrified.  I had to ask Jessica to hold me.  Then I asked her what to write about. READ MORE

Let’s Hang Out In Atlanta on Thursday!

Hello ThoughtsFromParis Atlanta fans!

I will be in the ATL ready to have a drink with you in just a few days.

What : (Fans + D.J.+ drinks) x Atlanta = Awesome
Where : Ormsbys 1170 Howell Mill Road Atlanta, GA 30318 (in Westside, West Midtown)
When: Thursday, December 29th at 7:30pm READ MORE