The Most Fun Person I Met at BlogWorld
In my last post I talked about The Most Boring Person At BlogWorld. Her name is Megan. But then at the end of my story I actually talked about how great she is. And she really is.
And then her best friend got jealous. They’re kind of a team. They’re also from Salt Lake City, which means they’re weird as shit.
Angie and I literally talked for two straight hours. And during that time, guys would come over and interrupt us. Just like Megan, she is super-hot. Also married.
Angie has two things about her that are funny (but you may not care).
- She rolls her eyes constantly
- You can dance with her without her knowing
Weird Eye Roll Thing
- You’re having an epileptic seizure
- You’re fainting from the third day of a soy-only-no-carb diet
- Your significant other tells you they’ll pick up their dirty underwear after the game (or when Project Runway is over).
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, “Are you comfortable?” The guy says, “I make a good living.”(Massive eye roll)
Slow-Talk Dancing
She's like this, except with way worse breath.
And thank YOU for continuing to read my blog. Means the world to me.
I swear to Christ that I do not have a double chin. The red eye thing, though, is real.
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buckinspire If you were at BlogWorld let me know! Would love to read your stuff. And if you weren't, never contact me again. You would be a loser in my eyes.
delfinparis Haha, tell me how you really feel. You bet I was at BlogWorld! Come by for a look see or go to Allison's post 70+ Brilliant Bloggers talk about BWELA where I found you.
buckinspire Thanks - just tweeted about that link. Had no idea I was on there. Checking out buckinspire.com now. Do you recommend interest only reverse mortgages? :)
delfinparisamfairbanksmeganhoskins Hah, you've got me there. But hey, we hooked you up with Livefyre AND you know my brother-in-law. Boom.
Aaalright, I suppose Angela and Megan still win! hah
I worked with a little guy that was a follower-talker. Man that was annoying, and he had sardine breath. Never ate sardines, so that was kind of weird, and he stuttered all the time, so we were constantly backing up to avoid flying spittle, but yeah, I know that feeling.
Yours sounds much more enjoyable, we backed up to get out of the way of projectile saliva and sardine stench.
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Terrific description of eye rolling and dancing her around the room. Are you Jerry Seinfeld? Glad you had fun at BlogWorld and Yadda, Yadda, Yadda!
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