I Have The GREATEST Readers of all the Planets! (But Not Pluto Because That’s Not a Planet, You Dumb Person!)

Posted by D.J. on Nov 16, 2011 | 0 comments

I received this today via the mail.

I haven’t yet spoken to the person who sent it, and she may want to remain anonymous, so I’ll keep her info private.

Let’s just say that I am THRILLED.

I shrieked like a little girl.  A little girl who is totally a man and does all sorts of manly things.

If you don’t understand the context of this gift, you’ll have go all the way back to January of this year when I dubbed 2011 “The Year of the Shower Glove.”  The Chinese should not have a stranglehold on this idea.

Make 2011 The Year of the Shower Glove – Read this story and try not to weep from embarrassment of how you just messed your pants from laughing.  Okay, that was a little wordy.

Thank you to the person that sent it.  And for all of you who read.

Best. Gift. Ever.