I Did Something F***ing Crazy Over Thanksgiving – EpilVlog

Want to hear more thoughts about the Thanksgiving date from the guy from ThoughtsFromParis?  Yes.  Yes you do.

8 thoughts on “I Did Something F***ing Crazy Over Thanksgiving – EpilVlog”

  1. Jennifeckingfer says:

    There’s a fine line between “crazy” and “just really insecure.” I straddle that line, nay – I AM that line. Ask anyone. I’m like the Greenwich prime meridian of that shit. So. Yeah. Both, is what I’m saying. Wait, what were we talking about?

    Oh yeah. Pants. So when you say “comment below” and you point to your (allegedly) pantsless stuff, are you trying to talk about penises again? Penis humor can only get you so far. But. Sometimes so far is enough. Apparently, it worked out for you to make penis jokes with Jessica while simultaneously asking if she still digs you. Plop you in the middle of a bar scene and this would most assuredly get you slapped, if not bounced. Unless you’re a guitarist. Then it gets you laid.

    Anyhoo, your honesty is endearing. We are all sort of floundering and fumbling, right? Go with it. It’s working for you.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @Jennifeckingfer I AM a guitarist. And never once, in over 20 years of playing has even one girl shown any interest. Maybe I’m just not that good. Ha.

      1. Jennifeckingfer says:

        @delfinparis But did you talk about penises? This is key. Try again and let us know what happens. *snicker*

    2. aczielke says:

      @Jennifeckingfer Haha I was thinking the same thing…comment below, near my penis. You’ve got a knack for balls, sir.

  2. chickinabox says:

    Oh Miss Meepers– you crack me up with the tormenting of the kitty. Great job! Although next time you catch it on film, make sure there isn’t some guy’s head in the way.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @chickinabox And a huge head at that! It sometimes topples over on it’s own.

  3. Barbergirl28 says:

    I don’t know why I decided to run over here… maybe it is because I have in infatuation to actually listen to Vlogs because it makes the person behind the written word a little more real. However, I just want to say, you are hella funny and I loved this. I am not sure I would really want someone talking about the wax in their ear… but hey… all the more power to you if you can find someone that doesn’t run away during that conversation! Oh wait – what am I talking about, you should hear some of the conversations my husband and I have… eeek… you don’t want to know!

  4. A. Karoline Riskowski says:

    Okay, DJ. I’ll let that “short gross people” comment slide. I’m only 5’1″, and I have come to enjoy my small stature…..comes in handy sometimes.

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