Cottonelle asked me to write about my first bidet experience – I told them to screw off because D.J. only does bidet humor on video!
Seriously, and they’re not paying me to say this (well, they are sponsoring the blog, but did not specifically ask me to say this), Cottonelle has the best damned toilet paper in these United States. And their adult wipes are important to my overall well-being. I’m hooked.
If you don’t see the video below (because you are using a mobile browser or on my Apple or Android app), click here to watch!
This a story I just plumb forgot about. If I ever open up a retail store, it’s going to be nothing but bidets and urinals for the middle class. We deserve what the rich have already figured out. Until then, just use the wipes.
Alex says:
I have been using baby wipes to clean my ass since 1998. It really gets the job done RIGHT. These Cottonelle wipes are pretty much the same thing?
D.J. Paris says:
I think so – two dudes really shouldn’t be talking about such things. Let end the conversation. Ha!
Pamela @ Brooklyn Farm Girl says:
Agree 100% on the wipes, life changing in so many ways. All hail the wipes!
D.J. Paris says:
Just remember to go always go front to back. Or is it back to front? I forgot. One way is better.
jae mac says:
Everyone who snores, thinks he/she doesn’t. I guess it’s true when they say you can not ask the oppressor if he/she thinks oppression is a problem.
Jae Mac @ I’m Just Sayin’…(Damn!)
D.J. Paris says:
Great analogy. Now I think of snoring as oppression. Ha!