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	<description>Dumb stuff that has happened (and continues to happen) to me.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Something Funny Happened To Me Today In Therapy by MissBalders</title>
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		<dc:creator>MissBalders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@delfinparis Mwahahaha, no I&#039;m not bald, my last name is Baldwin and my nick name is Miss Balders. 

And no worries re my &quot;insights&quot;, I&#039;m quite used to talking about such subjects!

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@delfinparis Mwahahaha, no I&#8217;m not bald, my last name is Baldwin and my nick name is Miss Balders. </p>
<p>And no worries re my &#8220;insights&#8221;, I&#8217;m quite used to talking about such subjects!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Something Funny Happened To Me Today In Therapy by delfinparis</title>
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		<dc:creator>delfinparis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@MissBalders You&#039;ve thought WAY more about this that I have.  Thanks for your insights.  Also, thanks for reading.  I hope you&#039;re not a bald chick, because bald chicks are gross.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@MissBalders You&#8217;ve thought WAY more about this that I have.  Thanks for your insights.  Also, thanks for reading.  I hope you&#8217;re not a bald chick, because bald chicks are gross.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Something Funny Happened To Me Today In Therapy by delfinparis</title>
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		<dc:creator>delfinparis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@YoungmanBrown I just have too many distractions and things to do - I need to set a few minutes aside each day for this too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@YoungmanBrown I just have too many distractions and things to do &#8211; I need to set a few minutes aside each day for this too.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Something Funny Happened To Me Today In Therapy by delfinparis</title>
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		<dc:creator>delfinparis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@nulsenjb It&#039;s a tough life eating, pooping, and sleeping.  And also, it&#039;s a nice life for the dog.  (see what I did there?)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@nulsenjb It&#8217;s a tough life eating, pooping, and sleeping.  And also, it&#8217;s a nice life for the dog.  (see what I did there?)</p>
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		<title>Comment on Something Funny Happened To Me Today In Therapy by delfinparis</title>
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		<dc:creator>delfinparis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@JPenn Yes, but do you have tissues for when I start crying uncontrollably?  Why wouldn&#039;t Daddy love me?!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@JPenn Yes, but do you have tissues for when I start crying uncontrollably?  Why wouldn&#8217;t Daddy love me?!!!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Something Funny Happened To Me Today In Therapy by delfinparis</title>
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		<dc:creator>delfinparis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:07:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@JustinUllman Jessica The Reader (and now girlfriend) took it while I was snoring.  Strange.  Also, now it&#039;s nice to know that not only do I have a chest vagina, but also man tats.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@JustinUllman Jessica The Reader (and now girlfriend) took it while I was snoring.  Strange.  Also, now it&#8217;s nice to know that not only do I have a chest vagina, but also man tats.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Something Funny Happened To Me Today In Therapy by MissBalders</title>
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		<dc:creator>MissBalders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok, I know all about the &#039;tightness in the chest&#039; thing.. all too well.  It could be a number of things.

Physiological: Heart burn, heart attack (sorry for morbidity), stress causing muscles to contract (what I get), or some other weird and exotic condition.

 

Emotional: Something known as psychosomatic- if you find it difficult to tune into your emotions, then they&#039;ll build up inside of you desperate for acknowledgment and escape, displaying themselves in the way of a physical symptom. It could be a sign that you are bottling too much up and not showing your emotions enough.  Find someone who will listen to what you have to say and then analyse it for you; after all, you&#039;re not going there for a who- can- stay- silent- the- longest competition are you!

 

Adorability overload with the dog picture. I wish I had something cuddly and fury to cuddle up to!

 

Good luck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, I know all about the &#8216;tightness in the chest&#8217; thing.. all too well.  It could be a number of things.</p>
<p>Physiological: Heart burn, heart attack (sorry for morbidity), stress causing muscles to contract (what I get), or some other weird and exotic condition.</p>
<p>Emotional: Something known as psychosomatic- if you find it difficult to tune into your emotions, then they&#8217;ll build up inside of you desperate for acknowledgment and escape, displaying themselves in the way of a physical symptom. It could be a sign that you are bottling too much up and not showing your emotions enough.  Find someone who will listen to what you have to say and then analyse it for you; after all, you&#8217;re not going there for a who- can- stay- silent- the- longest competition are you!</p>
<p>Adorability overload with the dog picture. I wish I had something cuddly and fury to cuddle up to!</p>
<p>Good luck.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Something Funny Happened To Me Today In Therapy by YoungmanBrown</title>
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		<dc:creator>YoungmanBrown</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 05:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yea, she definitely got ya this session :)

 

Just joking.  I am reading one of Deepak Chopra&#039;s books and he says the best thing to do is devote time each day for silence.  It is something that is really hard for me to do, because I feel like I am wasting time... but that is kinda the point.

 

Also, I am pretty sure your dog is awesome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yea, she definitely got ya this session <img src='http://thoughtsfromparis.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Just joking.  I am reading one of Deepak Chopra&#8217;s books and he says the best thing to do is devote time each day for silence.  It is something that is really hard for me to do, because I feel like I am wasting time&#8230; but that is kinda the point.</p>
<p>Also, I am pretty sure your dog is awesome.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Something Funny Happened To Me Today In Therapy by nulsenjb</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 05:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your dog looks deeply satisfied. Kudos!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your dog looks deeply satisfied. Kudos!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Something Funny Happened To Me Today In Therapy by JPenn</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 04:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Agreed. Next time, come down to my couch. Only $100. Probably more comfy. And I promise not to talk. </description>
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