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	<title>Comments for Thoughts From Paris | Funny Stories | Funny Blog</title>
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	<description>Dumb stuff that has happened (and continues to happen) to me.</description>
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		<title>Comment on My Favorite Reader of All Time by Andi Roo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andi Roo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 12:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I found this disturbing, sad, &amp; hilarious --- all rolled into one. Thanks for an... interesting (???) read.
 
Not my son, nor any of his friends... but I could see this in some of the homies around town. Which is funny, because we live in the cornfields of America. How can I take seriously someone who is all gangsta-ish while surrounded by hoe-downs &amp; hill-billy golf???
 
Whatevs...
LOL!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this disturbing, sad, &amp; hilarious &#8212; all rolled into one. Thanks for an&#8230; interesting (???) read.<br />
 <br />
Not my son, nor any of his friends&#8230; but I could see this in some of the homies around town. Which is funny, because we live in the cornfields of America. How can I take seriously someone who is all gangsta-ish while surrounded by hoe-downs &amp; hill-billy golf???<br />
 <br />
Whatevs&#8230;<br />
LOL!!!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Walking Alone (But Not Really) by Andi Roo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andi Roo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 12:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love the pic! My favorite pose is always one in which I&#039;m curled up on the couch under an afghan with my kitteh warming up me belly. Good times! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love the pic! My favorite pose is always one in which I&#8217;m curled up on the couch under an afghan with my kitteh warming up me belly. Good times! <img src='http://thoughtsfromparis.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Comment on Someone Is Out To Get Me!!! by Andi Roo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andi Roo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 05:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would pay to see you wearing a bonnet. Just sayin&#039;...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would pay to see you wearing a bonnet. Just sayin&#8217;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Comment on About DJ by Muse</title>
		<link>http://thoughtsfromparis.com/about/comment-page-1/#livefyre-6021</link>
		<dc:creator>Muse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 04:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re entertaining. :) Which is great, as I&#039;d hate for you to have added me on Twitter and then me have added you back only to realize you&#039;re not that funny and now I&#039;m stuck with the weird social media etiquette situation of &quot;Do I delete him or not?&quot; BUT THANKFULLY, because you are funny, I don&#039;t have to worry about that. So thanks for bringing the rad, and not sucking. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re entertaining. <img src='http://thoughtsfromparis.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Which is great, as I&#8217;d hate for you to have added me on Twitter and then me have added you back only to realize you&#8217;re not that funny and now I&#8217;m stuck with the weird social media etiquette situation of &#8220;Do I delete him or not?&#8221; BUT THANKFULLY, because you are funny, I don&#8217;t have to worry about that. So thanks for bringing the rad, and not sucking. </p>
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		<title>Comment on Best Advertising Request EVER by delfinparis</title>
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		<dc:creator>delfinparis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 01:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description> @dannistclaire Thanks, Danners!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> @dannistclaire Thanks, Danners!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Best Advertising Request EVER by dannistclaire</title>
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		<dc:creator>dannistclaire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 06:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had serious tears rolling down mt cheeks as I read this aloud to my husband. Fantastically funny!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had serious tears rolling down mt cheeks as I read this aloud to my husband. Fantastically funny!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Someone Is Out To Get Me!!! by mickdavidson</title>
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		<dc:creator>mickdavidson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 05:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Mr Paris,
As a fellow cyclist (in the Netherlands) I like and enjoy your story. However, you say:
&quot;The ride is about ten miles, and when it’s windy it sucks.&quot;
But shouldn&#039;t that be blows? Either way, it sounds like you get a lot of pleasure out of it.
And yes, white is slimming.
Cheers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Mr Paris,<br />
As a fellow cyclist (in the Netherlands) I like and enjoy your story. However, you say:<br />
&#8220;The ride is about ten miles, and when it’s windy it sucks.&#8221;<br />
But shouldn&#8217;t that be blows? Either way, it sounds like you get a lot of pleasure out of it.<br />
And yes, white is slimming.<br />
Cheers.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Someone Is Out To Get Me!!! by Katjaneway</title>
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		<dc:creator>Katjaneway</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 03:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, you poor man. Get better - the announcements can wait :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, you poor man. Get better &#8211; the announcements can wait <img src='http://thoughtsfromparis.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Comment on The Paris Sleep Chronicles by HeyMikey</title>
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		<dc:creator>HeyMikey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 14:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AirBorne. It&#039;s preventive, but I took it three days into a cold once and it still worked. Even though, last I heard, it&#039;s classified as a food by the FDA, you should probably still check with your pharmacist if you&#039;re on other meds. It&#039;s a fizztab that you slam back three  times a day. Every store has a less expensive housebrand now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AirBorne. It&#8217;s preventive, but I took it three days into a cold once and it still worked. Even though, last I heard, it&#8217;s classified as a food by the FDA, you should probably still check with your pharmacist if you&#8217;re on other meds. It&#8217;s a fizztab that you slam back three  times a day. Every store has a less expensive housebrand now.</p>
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		<title>Comment on The Paris Sleep Chronicles by Stilts</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stilts</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 13:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*high fives* to your mom. That&#039;ll learn you.  ;)</description>
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