My Dog Is Now A Licensed Therapy Dog (Again)

Little Good Comes From New Jersey

About two years ago I had my dog certified with Therapy Dogs International so that she could participate in programs with the elderly and children in hospitals.

Unfortunately, I found that because this organization resides is Jersey, the certificate is largely useless here in Chicago. They have little pull in the Midwest. READ MORE

I Value Celebrity Over Non-Celebrity – A Confession

C'mon, she totally could be a Gertie...

I need to tell on myself, to once again reveal an insecurity.

Last night a woman contacted me online, who happens to be the wife of a national television news anchor.   (…and no, this isn’t Gertie Rather)

I just guessed that Dan Rather’s wife would be called Gertrude, even though a simple Google search revealed that she is actually named Jean. READ MORE

I Grew A Mustache! (Back in 2009)

The Resemblance to John Holmes Is Both Unfortunate and Hilarious.

Back in November 2009, I participated in Mo’vember, which is a charity to raise awareness for men’s prostate cancer.

Basically, you grow a mustache, hit up your friends for money, and then shave it off December 1.

I had never grown one before, and let me tell you a few things. READ MORE

What’s All This Farting About?

I haven’t figured out why, but sometimes I wake up farting.

You’d think that after 35 years I would have reverse engineered this algorithm, but I truly haven’t.

Now, I know this topic seems incredibly immature and sophomoric, but let me explain myself. READ MORE

D.J. Is Going Back To College! (Maybe)

I received an extremely interesting email yesterday.

Let me back up a few steps and start that over.

Most of my readership, it appears, are women.   I have no way to verify this, but judging by the emails that comes in, it’s almost always from ladies. READ MORE