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Sometimes the best gigs are replacement gigs.
This is where a band cancels last minute and you’re called to fill in. As a group that is constantly trying to impress promoters, the most difficult part is getting bodies to the show. Thankfully we have great songs, and promoters seem to like our style.
I received this today via the mail.
I haven’t yet spoken to the person who sent it, and she may want to remain anonymous, so I’ll keep her info private.
Let’s just say that I am THRILLED.
I shrieked like a little girl. A little girl who is totally a man and does all sorts of manly things.
Yesterday I posted part I of a story about an idea I had to go on dates with a few of my readers, as a goof. The idea would be to fly out to where they live, spend the day, and chronicle every part of the date in this blog. I pitched it to a few of my readers who thought it was hilarious and awesome. Which, of course, it is.
I’m thrilled to get invited anywhere.
Even though Evite has been around for well over 10 years, I still get extremely excited when an email hits my inbox inviting me to something. Even if it’s a one-year old’s birthday party and I have to comb through the parents’ Facebook page to try to figure out their son’s name.
In my last post I talked about The Most Boring Person At BlogWorld. Her name is Megan. But then at the end of my story I actually talked about how great she is. And she really is.
And then her best friend got jealous. They’re kind of a team. They’re also from Salt Lake City, which means they’re weird as shit.
Two months ago I don’t know any bloggers.
Well, that’s not entirely true. I was aware of The Bloggess and I once went back and forth via email with dooce. By the way, at BlogWorld someone purported that Heather Armstrong (dooce) has more influence, because she has a bigger total audience, than Oprah. Even if that’s not true, it’s cool to hear.
I’m a huge Adam Carolla fan. You should be, too.
If all you know about the Aceman is The Man Show or his short stint on Dancing With The Stars, you’re probably missing this fact…
He’s one of the funniest men on the planet.
Don’t take my word for it – check out his daily podcast, currently number one on Itunes for comedy.
Many years ago I thought I could make it as a cartoon writer. Turns out you need to find someone who could draw to help bring my boners to life.
Note : “Boners” is a word last century that used to be in the vernacular to mean jokes. Now it just means, well, boners.
When I was 20, I was politely asked to leave college for a semester. Turns out not only did the school want my parent’s tuition, but also expected me to perform to a certain standard. I know, lame.
And since I was heavily involved in not getting laid or being cool, you would have thought I had a ton of time to study. And I guess I did. But I didn’t. Study, that is.
I'll never give this child another cigarette, pinky swears!
